Virginia Primary Results

Guys! It’s time to really put our money where our mouth is and get out there and really vote to let everyone know because 2018 is going to be such a huge change year and …

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Okay, you caught me, I completely forgot about the Virginia primaries. Today, I thought, Oh yeah! I should start looking into that because I saw a few people mention voting on Twitter. Well, it turns out the Virginia primaries were on June 12, precisely two weeks ago today. Suffice it to say, I’m not following daily news anymore, nationally or locally, I’m not paying any attention to whatever the daily outrage is, I’m not on Facebook very much, I’m in my own world doing my own thing and it’s very stress-free.

So it turns out Corey Stewart won the Republican Congressional primary by two scant points. Color me surprised. Who could have predicted Virginia Republicans would go for the most controversial Republican candidate parroting Donald Trump in a primary? Wait, let me tally the results here, and the winner is… literally everyone. He was the only name I even recognized on the list, the others being completely unknown to me. Still, it’s hard not to notice that Stewart only won by two points to a complete stranger. That suggests that roughly half of Virginia Republicans aren’t vengeful sociopaths, so I guess that’s something to work with.